I am absolutely 100% positive that every single “wierd hiatus post” was intentional. Acting more drunk than you actually are is fucking lame.

Any of you Ikkifuckers got pics of me, submit them or I will shit fury.

I was Sweden in the Hetalia panel on Friday, Crowbar, Snufkin, gothic loli with a black metal cat doll, and I had some steampunk clothes on today.

A Felt AU where Itchy takes over for the role of Itchy in the Itchy & Scratchy Show.

I’ve decided to go through with cosplaying Horuss, so here are my notes on how to construct the costume:

Headpiece

• Craft the base of the headpiece out of whatever material I end up using. Maybe leather, but leather’s fucking expensive
• Attach the two straps to the top using studs or some shit
• Craft the frame and add a strap on either side to slip the goggles through so it can stay attached to the headpiece

Torso

• Get a straight collar shirt (or make one if I can’t find a shirt with the right color)
• Cut the sleeves, re-hem, then make foresleeves with some guards and attach using velcro
• Craft the chestguard and attach using studs
• Probably attach a belt to go around the back?

Lower

• Purchase or craft some knickers, purchase some stockings and shoes. Also a belt

Misc

• Purchase a wig, craft the shit out of it once I finish the headpiece
• Craft the horns, which shouldn’t be difficult since I have a few tutorials saved
• Purchase Ben Nye makeup and whatever should be used to seal it
• Purchase the blue horse dildo to harass dumb assholes with
• That was a joke you vapid fuck

I was looking for my Crowbar bowtie, realizing I’ve lost it, and remembered that I still have the pics from my old ask blog.

I think the worst thing Caliborn has ever done was wear suspenders while also wearing a fucking belt.

What a piece of shit.

It appears that people aren’t reading the updates very well recently. I’m seeing loads of people pissing their pants because of potentially canon tavris, because they consider it shipping abuse? Even though she has quite obviously shown signs of repenting for her past discrepancies of being a huge bitch to Tavros.

Tavris shippers, coming from a JohnVris shipper, I’m sorry people are getting so mad about fictional aliens.

You don’t need to justify why you like a character. If you judge someone for liking Cronus, fuck you.

Dude, yeah, people complaining about Homestucks donating all this money to the fundraiser can suck my dick. Homestucks did Can Town.

Basically, what I’m understanding from the upd8 shit on Tumblr

which by the way, you fucking assholes, it’s not even been a day and you people don’t even bother to post in spoilers

you’re all a bunch of twats for that, seriously

fuck all of you

but anyways!

It appears Karkat’s ancestor “Kankri” is a big social justice douche

and while I appreciate what Hussie’s done in that respect

I honestly feel it was a waste on Kankri.

Out of all the cool personalities he could have made Kankri, he made him incredibly unlikeable, just from what I’m assuming from the NOT SPOILER ALERTED TUMBLR POSTS.

But whatever, it’s not like it’ll stop me from reading Homestuck or anything.