At Barnes & Nobles with friends
Clayton: *hands me a Scandinavia travel book* Take a look at this shit, what a bunch of fuckery!
Me: Thanks bro, this book looks like shit.
Clayton: I know, Scandinavia is in Finland so I knew you'd love it.
Me: No, dude, Finland is a state in the United States of Scandinavia.
Clayton: Is that so?
Me: No, actually, Scandinavia is a state in Europe, and Finland is a county.
Clayton: Oh I see! Wait no, I thought it was that Finland was a city in the county of Scandinavia, which is in the state of Europe, which is in the United States of Earth?
Me: Right, and we're stuck in the universe.
Clayton: I think I get it now.
Me: Wait a second... this book gives information on the Turku Cathedral but not the Helsinki Cathedral? *puts it back* The world is a cold, dead place!
Clayton: You know what else is a cold, dead place?
Finland.
