August 2012
So Republicans want us to elect a couple of guys who want to take away financial bliss from struggling college students and middle class families, but they get pissed off at me for wanting to vote for a guy who wants to tax people who have plenty of fucking money? Fuck Paul Ryan, fuck Mitt Romney, and fuck Republicans who vote for them.
kerry-king:
celticfrostedflakes:
plot twist: thats not doable
Get Sexual (Because Fuck You, That's Why)
1. Top turn on
2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
4. Last time you masturbated?
5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)
11. Favorite sex position?
12. Dom or Sub?
13. Is pain a good thing?
14. Do you like biting?
15. Do you like scratching?
16. Are you slightly horny right now?
17. Are you very horny right now?
18. Do you like anal?
19. Do you like face fucking?
20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
Anonymous asked: You suck and your name is suck
Anonymous asked: You're a stinky huge dickbutt? Was that any better?
3 tags
berlitz:
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
"I DONT LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS BECAUSE IT HAS DISNEY...
lipsticklalonde:
get
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Anonymous asked: You're a huge dickbutt. Does this count as hate yet.
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What’s this shit that Republicans are going apeshit over where Obama is supposedly trying to take away military rights to vote? I’m legitimately curious.
>Mom rags on me to start being more active about my planning and letting her know everything
>Doesn’t tell me she’s not taking me to my haircut appointment
>Also doesn’t tell me step-dad that he’s taking me
>Makes everything more difficult than it needs to be
>God damn it, mom
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
digitalfisticuffs:
boazpriestly:
blueberrytoast:
boazpriestly:
presidentjesus:
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet...
I look at all these blogs and see many people I follow getting all this unnecessary bullshit and hateful comments, and I never get any of that, and it’s fucking awesome. I don’t deserve negativity because I kick ass.
