May 2013
Gonna go pre-order the New Leaf 3DS bundle before anything drastic happens.
“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
(via matthewdgold)
Bam. Kids “misbehave” for actual, real, valid reasons. And have feelings.
(via amydentata)
For fuck’s sake, it takes the people in...
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doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
221cbakerstreet:
kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
Can anyone help me find a cheap pair of brown boots that would fit a men’s size 12?
What are your headcanons about me?
askboxmemes:
Just curious.
lusture:
lusture:
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid:
I would:
Masturbate.
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
...
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foxyote:
peoplewanttoseeyoubleed:
I swear, girls only get tattoos on their ribcage anymore to have a “justified” reason to post pictures of themselves with virtually no clothes on. Like, okay, I can see that you want to show off something you put money, time, and pain into, but what…
Let's all rock the heist: Headcanon about the... →
heybatterbatta:
[[I read a post last night on someone else’s headcanon about the noises, and they said that out of the whispering they could here “What are you going to do?” and that the other voice was saying “Batteur!” They said the noises could be coming from the last Elsen. So, I thought about this today, and I came up with a bit of a different answer.
The whispering, the banging, and the...
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
orangelemonart:
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
I believe I...
playbunny:
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
adversariespurified:
i wish we were allowed to over sexualize men as much as we over sexualize women
i wish we could make them just as uncomfortable as they make women when they stare at their breasts, or their boobs, or their butts. Just as insecure. Just as aware of the things that they wear. Just as aware at how over sexualized they are and how most people think of them as property instead...
