zombiebass:

as i’m nearing the end of my sickness, i thought it would be a good idea to race swap batter and zacharie.

well.

i regret nothing.

foxyote:

peoplewanttoseeyoubleed:

I swear, girls only get tattoos on their ribcage anymore to have a “justified” reason to post pictures of themselves with virtually no clothes on. Like, okay, I can see that you want to show off something you put money, time, and pain into, but what…

heybatterbatta:

[[I read a post last night on someone else’s headcanon about the noises, and they said that out of the whispering they could here “What are you going to do?” and that the other voice was saying “Batteur!”  They said the noises could be coming from the last Elsen.  So, I thought about this today, and I came up with a bit of a different answer.

The whispering, the banging, and the voice isn’t actually real.  Once a Zone has been purified everything (for the most part) disappears.  There would be nothing to make any noise at all.  I would imagine that any wind would stop and so would the plastic.  There would be nothing to cause motion, and therefore, no sound is produced.  Even the Batter has naturally silent footsteps.  When the brain is faced with absolute silence it starts to go a little batshit (And who’s to say the Batter playing with a full deck of cards to begin with).

All those voices and noises are just produced from Batter’s brain freaking out.  The question “What are you going to do?” sounds very introspective, and it’s a sensible question to ask when you’re wondering around a Zone where nothing exists.  Your other senses become enhanced as well.  So, who’s to say visual hallucinations are out of the question either?  That’s the Secretaries.

Idk, that’s my take on it.]]

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

orangelemonart:

yeezytaughtme:

1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.

I believe

I believe

that I am better than the Kanye Rest