Wholly balls

like seriously, knowing Finnish and German will definitely benefit my Estonian studies.

That kicks ass.

Have sex with me.

I’m not fucking joking.

Please.

Truth. Even drunken phone calls by your sister to help you stabilize emotionally after some shit in the middle of the night are awesome.

Okay, well at least I can enjoy Estonian folk metal. I hope one day my flash drive decides it’s not going to be a little shit-bitch and work. Elliot Coleman is crying to be appreciate by my ears.

I just wanted to listen to Estonian folk metal, acoustic djent, and Swedish bluegrass

why are you such a bitch, laptop?

I hope you read everything I type aloud to yourself in some sort of silent computer language

because

well

read this

fuck you you fickle piece of shit, when I get a better laptop that doesn’t suck as much ass as you do, I’m going to take you out back and smash you into yourself as hard and as determined, by the side.

jakes-phantasmal-erection:

There’s something strangely irritating about a flash drive not functioning on your laptop when it works on your dad’s computer, and there’s absolutely no fucking reason it shouldn’t be working.

Uhhh we all got bullies in our lives my mom’s boyfriend fucks my mom and eats our food

chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

jonnycravat:

captain-swagger69 replied to your post: On a more pleasant note, I might start knitting…

Oh dawg, I’m going on a little knitting adventure myself.

I just had the mental picture of you making a scarf out of steel wool because regular wool isn’t metal enough for you-

I honestly really want to do that just for the ironies involved.

But I’m actually making a jacket. With like coattails and shit. Hopefully to go well with a hat I want to buy.